ATM "Clear Skies"--My foot!

[Jerremy Baterson <jdbaterson@usa.net>]

Everyone keeps on saying, "clear skies."
Well, let me tell you, my friends, our skies here in New Jersey have
been ROTTON all summer.  Almost EVERY night, all summer long. How come
YOU all get clear skies, but Jeremy gets only cloudy and ROTTON skies?
It's not fair!  You guys are hogging all the clear skies for yourselves,
and not giving ME any. This is a conspiracy!

Now, finally, in the last couple of days, we finally get some clear
nights, but, now, the MOON is out.  What the HELL do I have to do to
get some clear, moonless nights for Jeremy?  Do I have to stand on my head? Do
I have to call up my Senator? Do I have to yell and complain?  What would you
do if you had had clouds EVERY NIGHT.  The whole damn summer is gone and it
was cloudy all the way through.
Clear skies (my foot!)
--Jeremy Batterson

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