ATM A Bit of Humor

[David Sleeter <sleete19@idt.net>]

Hi Folks:

Pete Nance sent me this little story back in February, and it's one that 
I actually thought was funny enought to save. If you've already heard it, 
hit the delete key. Otherwise it will hopefully generate a smile or two. 
If humor is not considered appropriate on this mailing list, just yell at 
me.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------A man takes the 
day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the 
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks 
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,

"Ribbit. 9 Iron"

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.

"Ribbit. 9 Iron."

He looks at the frog, realizes that it's a talking frog and decides to 
prove the frog wrong. He puts his other club away and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked.

He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replys, "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog 
with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks as they approach the tee.

"Ribbit. 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one. The man is befuddled 
and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man has golfed 
the best game of his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."

They drive to Las Vegas, walk into one of the casinos, and the guy says, 
"OK frog, now what?"

The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the Roulette table,the man asks, "What do you think I 
should bet?" 

The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."

Now this is a million-to-one shot, but after the golf game, the man 
figures what the heck. The man places the bet, the Roulette wheel spins 
and, Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man 
takes his winnings and rents the best room in the hotel.

Up in the room he sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I've played the 
best game of golf in my life, and now you've won me all of this money. 
How can I ever repay you?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."

Now THIS frog is not a very good looking frog, but the man figures what 
the heck. After all the frog did for him, the least he can to is to grant 
the frog this one simple wish. With that thought in mind, he kisses the 
frog, the frog turns into this gorgeous naked 15 year old girl, "And 
that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."

With apologies, Dave Sleeter


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Life is short and the path is often unclear.
It is a great sin to knowingly contribute to someone's confusion.